DELAYTEFUL!

As in, "Why do your lights go on moments after flipping the switch?" Answer: "Because they are delayteful!"

Friday, August 13, 2004

prediction for my father who calls me eternal optimist

Browns record 2004: 13-3, Super Bowl Champions.

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Thursday, August 12, 2004

my wife makes a mistake

Philip Glass will not be on Last Comic Standing.

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dusk

Waiting outside the closed donut shop, the static of the payphone makes me feel like it is later.

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Wednesday, August 11, 2004

weight

Carol Bly's short story collection called Backbone (1985 Milkweed)
was in my hand when the nurse weighed me.

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declassified

Tetanus shot 8/11/04

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Tuesday, August 10, 2004

resignation

Someone got the month mixed up and put in his two week notice too soon.
I was able to grab the letter back.

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morning routine

A beetle crawled out from under the front section of the paper, as my wife read about the debate concerning the new American dietary guidelines.

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Monday, August 09, 2004

twenty bucks

My ma sent us another twenty dollars today. She says that she wishes that she could do more. We live from twenty to twenty. I have known this for a long time.

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meetings

I'm heading back to work today. My ear is ringing. My wife says that the florescent orange earplugs would have been difficult to pull off at the meetings.

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Sunday, August 08, 2004

heat my syrup

Well, yes, if you don't mind.

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french toast

We left church this morning during the organ prelude.
Kewp is making french toast. She says that she should have used the french bread. The accident was not her fault.

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