DELAYTEFUL!

(a) At some point in my early elementary life, I dressed as the Unknown Comic for halloween at school. A paper bag with eye-holes and a mouth hole. As you may suspect, a few classmates and teachers were perplexed. I abandoned the gear for my standby Frankenstein mask by the end of the school day.

(b) Have I ever told you about the time a mother and daughter saw the "We're Open" sign in my bedroom window which faced Lake Street (that great street)? I had come across this signage at Country Kitchen...anyways, this small family knocked on the door to inquire as to what was open. My roommate later wondered if I should have shown them around and sold some junk. They stood at the doorway, listened to my humble regrets, and returned to their station wagon, heads hanging, hands empty.

(c) Oh, another Halloween memory. I found the remains of a flower costume in Downtown Kent and added the petals around my poorly painted scary face and let many in the vicinity hear that "I am an angry flower!"

(d) I have to drink some sort of liquid every time I eat. Deal with it.

(e) I always "fix" my hair before leaving the house, even to go to the gym.

(bonus +1) WARNING: The following statement may make some readers wish that they had never continued reading....I will flip out, if I find a stray hair sprouting from my back or shoulders, demanding that it be plucked immediately! Sometimes, Katherine will pretend like she won't help, and I will nearly cry.

I would tag you, but you just yelled "The Price is Right".