DELAYTEFUL!

iI iMade iA iMistake iAs iYou iProbably iNoticed.

iI iAm iSorry iMr. iJobs.

How does the world see you?
“Up The Neck” – Pretenders (in reference to my ‘stack of dimes’ neck, no doubt)

Will I have a happy life?"
“Smooth Death” – Danielson Family (I’m scared)

What do my friends really think of me?
“Baby” – MarchFourth Marching Band (tru dat; my friends are right on)

How can I make myself happy?
“Heartbreak Hill” – Emmylou Harris (I have always found solace where I am broken?)

What should I do with my life?
“Symphony #27 in G” – London Symphony Orchestra (I should be a G, shouldn’t I?)

Will I ever have children?
“Hold Tight” – Mark Geary (O-KAY!?)

What is some good advice for me?
“English Girls Approximately” – Ryan Adams (IPod, I’m a married man!)

How will I be remembered?
“Feeling of Falling” – Bonnie Raitt (Ouch)

What is my signature dancing song?
“Ventilator Blues” – The Rolling Stones (I’m getting old and out of breath)

What do I think my current theme song is?
“Not Far Away” – Yonder Mountain String Band & Benny Galloway
(A song about men working in a hole in a mountain with dynamite- D-A-N-G-E-R!)

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
"Labour of Love" – Frente! (Ask Katherine about this)

What song will play at my funeral?
"Boy With The Thorn In His Side" – J. Mascis (Bitter Bitter)

What is my day going to be like?
"Factory Girl" - Whiskeytown (Pretty song, but could I get some love, please? Here's a line: 'I took this shift to be with her')